Haiku #49

I bet you ten bucks
That the monkey’s uncle gets
A job before me.

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Haiku #48

A flower, pretty,
Yet unmistakingly self
Loathing in pity.

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My animals seem to have a strange obsession with sticking their tongues out for pictures. Maybe it’s my fault.

My animals seem to have a strange obsession with sticking their tongues out for pictures. Maybe it’s my fault.

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Haiku #47

Dear, sweet Mike and Ike,

Thank you for all of the great

Food for suppression.

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Introducing the 2014/15 Chelsea FC 3rd kit. #allinCFC

I need this in my life immediately.

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Haiku #46

Dragons breath, pre-school,
And Indiana Jones. That’s
My interview folks!

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Haiku #45

I’m going to try
To write one of these each day
Thanks to Stephen King.

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Word of advice: do not spill a lit candle. The clean up is hell.

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Haiku #44

It has been over

One year since I last wrote a

Single line of art.

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