ixnay-on-the-oddk:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

(Source: awkward-elevator)

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mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

This is amazing.

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

This is amazing.

(Source: hbshizzle)

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I think I’m going to try to submit my haikus to a british publisher. You never get anywhere just sitting around and taking emotional dumps.

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Haiku #53

Swallowed me alive

Darkness filling the void of

My empty, bleek soul.

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Haiku #52

Window to the soul.
The doors to humanity.
Eyes are wonderful.

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Haiku #51

As I lie awake
Next to your beautiful thoughts,
I wonder, for me?

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Haiku #50

Seven years wasted

I finally finished school.

Now I’m unemployed.

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Haiku #49

I bet you ten bucks
That the monkey’s uncle gets
A job before me.

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Haiku #48

A flower, pretty,
Yet unmistakingly self
Loathing in pity.

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My animals seem to have a strange obsession with sticking their tongues out for pictures. Maybe it’s my fault.

My animals seem to have a strange obsession with sticking their tongues out for pictures. Maybe it’s my fault.

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