Apparently our son likes a good French tickler.

Haiku #58

The new school year brings
A mini identity
Crisis, which kills me.

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Haiku #57

Jackson Pollock Hall.
Cute, evil, and a strange cat.
My wonderful son.

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Haiku #55

Bad things come in threes.
The summer from hell no more.
Good things come in threes.

Haiku #54

I’m disconnecting.
Too much tech, too much scrolling.
Life changing moment.

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

doodleniks:

I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD

Oh god

(Source: awkward-elevator)

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mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

This is amazing.

mydogsnokes:

not a dwayne the rock johnson blog but look at this

This is amazing.

(Source: hbshizzle)

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I think I’m going to try to submit my haikus to a british publisher. You never get anywhere just sitting around and taking emotional dumps.

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Haiku #53

Swallowed me alive

Darkness filling the void of

My empty, bleek soul.

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